Kim Jong-Un of North Korea allegedly feels like a virtual crab with Old Bay seasoning with crushed red pepper being cooked in a pot with beer right about now.

U.S. President BarackObama.com just slapped the North with new sanctions, CNN.com reports.

Will North Korea have a virtual pity party after new restrictions placed on the DPRK? Or, will Jong-Un retaliate against the U.S.?